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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couples in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties to a chair, while trying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, and kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. while he is in there, the husband tells his wife:

"listen,this guy is an escaped convict,look at his clothes! he probably spent lot of time in jail and has not seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck", if he want sex. don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he will kill us. be strong honey. I love you"

To which his wife responds: " he wasn't kissing my neck.he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love tou too!!"



Ada seorang atuk yg sedang cucunya yang buta huruf. Atuk itu menunjuk huruf A, namun cucunya menjawab O. Lalu atuk itu pon berkata "itu huruf A, bodoh!" apa yang akan dikatakan oleh cucunya itu untuk membalas perkataan atuknya?


Jawapannya: cucunya itu berkata: "habis huruf A pandai mana"


Wednesday, November 16, 2011

musim kebosanan has just begun!

SYEDA TAKKAN SUKER KAT DYE !!!
SAMPAI BILER2 MINTAK DIJAUH2-KAN OK !
SIMPANG MALAIKAT 44 x 10 .... TAKKAN !!

kalau ngaku pon tak der guner nyer...
yer syeda ngaku ego syeda mmg tinggi...
harap maklum lgi pon dye dah nk pindah..
terima kasih ajer lah erk...!!!



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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Happy & Penat..Sedih...Geram

Happy & PENAT
semlm farewell 2krk1 best n enjoy jugak lah this year nyer jamuan hikhik tapi penat sebab kutip sampah sumer kemas meja...n ikot cikgu beli mknan sumer tuh...ader 'photoshoot express'(lbih kurang 20min) kat dinding skolah. hikihk tak tau malu....sumer muker tembok..

Sedih
semlm jugak syeda dpt tau yg 'dye' pindah skolah tak tau pindah maner...antara kat skolah berasrama or somewhere in the world who knews? otak syeda ckp "baguslah klau 'dye' dah pindah..senang skit syeda luperkan 'dye' "
tapi hati syeda ckp..."klau 'dye' pindah..lepas nieh syeda dah tak dpt jumper 'dye' lagi.....and mesti syeda akan raser rindu sgt kat 'dye' ...!!!" TAPI YG SYEDA PENING NAPER OTAK SYEDA CKP LAIN...HATI SYEDA CKP LAIN !!! APE BENDER SUMER NIEH TAK PAHAM LAH!!!

GERAM
smlm jugak dpt kertas perikser marks syeda sumer down tak tau naper... otak dah naik giler dah...dgn soalan pelik2 yg syeda tak pernah jumper seumur hidop nieh mmg susah!! stakat nieh syeda baru dpt 4A 2B lagi dua tu ape lah nasib....syeda tak paham naper marks syeda sumer jatuh mendadak ..terok giler !!! geram nyer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Tuesday, November 8, 2011


huhuhuhu nak edit lagi blog tak puas haty hikhik

Posted by nur syahidah zahrin at 2:49 PM 0 comments

eeiii boring larrr

Posted by nur syahidah zahrin at 2:46 PM 0 comments

tak sabar nyer esok !!..hehehe


esok ader jamuan macam yg syeda inform dlm post lepas lah katerkan hurmmm macam maner lah esok erk mesty prangai kengkawan sumer giler2 hikhik tak sabar raser.....
Posted by nur syahidah zahrin at 2:34 PM 0 comments

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Hee best nyer

best nyer dpt pkai tablet nieh ari2 tapi pkai bender alah nieh susah skit nk edit blog..hurm tak pelah guner tablet ni best gak laju..senang tgk youtube hikhik....tadi blaja cara na pkai pashmina dulu tak reti igt kn susah ruper nyer senang jer cuma nmpak complicated skit tu je..tapi syg syeda tak der pashmina tak prnah lagi parents syeda beli kan hurm...tak perlah selendang biaser pon boley....asalkn nmpak ok!
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Friday, November 4, 2011


yeay3 hari rabu nieh ader jamuan akhir tahun tapi sibuk skit lar byk kerjer nk kener wat
tapi tak per berbaloi aper...jamuan skali stahun tak salah kan... hope jamuan tahun nieh
gempak2 nyer barulah best hikhik.... kepader semua umat islam,
syeda ucapkan slamat hari rayer korban,
selamat berkorban dan kepeder haiwan yg kener dikorbankan,
slamat dikorbankan tak per pahaler byk uh...hikhik
so long bye2 tunggu post baru nanty tau! XD
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Pencarian Blog Follower Bawah 500




Cube try nieh mungkin best dpt follower byk hikhik.....XD
Posted by nur syahidah zahrin at 1:49 PM 0 comments

hah dah siap pon...



TGK meow kat tas dah tido sebab penant sgt kut...... skrang nieh syeda plak nk join dye tido ngantok lah penat lenguh badan edit satu blog nasib baik dapat habiskan ......
so long good bye sambung bile time free hikhik....<3

Posted by nur syahidah zahrin at 5:11 AM 0 comments

hurmm sebal jer raser

nilah akibat nyer tukar blog lain sumer follower dah tak der hurmm apelah nasib....

Posted by nur syahidah zahrin at 1:06 AM 0 comments

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

sebenar nyer dah ader...

syeda sbenar nyer dah ader blog tapi blog tuh slalu hang so sebab tulah wat blog baru hehe harap maklum....
Posted by nur syahidah zahrin at 9:21 AM 0 comments
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