A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couples in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties to a chair, while trying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, and kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. while he is in there, the husband tells his wife:
"listen,this guy is an escaped convict,look at his clothes! he probably spent lot of time in jail and has not seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck", if he want sex. don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he will kill us. be strong honey. I love you"
To which his wife responds: " he wasn't kissing my neck.he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love tou too!!"
wah ....(excited without reason haha)
