a girl named Syeda: December 2011

Jokes Of The Day hikhik....!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couples in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties to a chair, while trying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, and kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. while he is in there, the husband tells his wife:

"listen,this guy is an escaped convict,look at his clothes! he probably spent lot of time in jail and has not seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck", if he want sex. don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he will kill us. be strong honey. I love you"

To which his wife responds: " he wasn't kissing my neck.he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love tou too!!"

Ada seorang atuk yg sedang cucunya yang buta huruf. Atuk itu menunjuk huruf A, namun cucunya menjawab O. Lalu atuk itu pon berkata "itu huruf A, bodoh!" apa yang akan dikatakan oleh cucunya itu untuk membalas perkataan atuknya?

Jawapannya: cucunya itu berkata: "habis huruf A pandai mana"

Thursday, December 22, 2011

mmg 'terbaik'! haha

hehe dah lamer tak update post..sumer sebab internet giler ni lah! tibe2 'laju' teramat2 sgt sampai fb pon 1jam loading! byk bagus nyer prangai! pelik la org lain pmr syeda yg nervous

haha yelah kan next year syeda nyer turn plak... i'm excited back to school but...can't get enough holiday! tak puas lgi! haha melebih... sejak cuti nieh syeda jadi giler2 malahanks nk bukak buku

pon susah! just pndang jer buku berlambak kat bookshelf hahah stakat susun jer sucks!

tau tak papa syeda bukak fb syeda pastu delete sumer...gbr dp syeda! imagine! WTH !!

argh..!!! pastu dye membebel drpd morning till night...gosh it's really annoying! 'thanks 4 tips'?

ader maser skit nk tukar themes blog ni lah...tapi kalau dah internet buat hal nk buat mcm maner kan?

Sunday, December 4, 2011

suka tapi boring

yeay dpt tablet lepas shari guner terus boring tak tau nk wat pe ngan gajet uh hurm.....tak reti bersyukur right? i bet everyone want their own tablet/ipad sort of.... yet for me its getting boring! trust me! if i'm wrong well i've to say that you use your own tablet/ipad very well...i guest. too bad for me ;(